Two rednecks are out hunting. As they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says " Wow, 'at's some hole, I cain't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw somethin' in it and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's an old transmission a layin' over here. Give me a hand and we'll chuck it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two, and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Howdy fellas, You all didn't happen to see my goat round here, did ya?"
The first hunter says " We sure nuff did. We was just a standin here a minute ago and yer goat come running out of them bushes over yonder doin' bout a hunert miles an hour and he jumped head first into this here hole!"
The old farmer slowly shook his head and said, " No... That ain't possible. I had him chained up to an old transmission!"
Seems to me that "Time" is merely an artificial concept, created by man, with which to hassel himself.
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